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June 29, 2017

QUOTES
"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were" --
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand" -- Mark Twain
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public" --
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong" --
"I could give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!" --
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station" --
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing" -- Mark Twain
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad" --
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go" --
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter" -- Mark Twain
"Laughing at oneself is often the best source of humor" -- WAG
"A day without laughter is a day wasted" -- Charlie Chaplin
"It is said that all humor has a little bit of truth to it. Sarcasm, it is said, often contains a lot of truth with the thinnest veneer of humor." --
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target" --
"The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere." --
"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas" --
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure" --
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire" --
“There's nothing better than a friend ... unless it's a friend with chocolate.” -- Charles Dickens
Tags: Chocolate,
"When you find you are digging yourself into a hole, dig faster, you’ll get to your destination sooner” -- WAG
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up" --
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list" --
"Comedy is tragedy plus time" -- Woody Allen
  • "The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • “Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.”

    James Madison

  • "The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office"

    Will Rogers

  • "No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • ”The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare"

    Mark Twain

  • "Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • “One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.”

    Antonio Porchia

  • “If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves”

    Winston Churchill

  • "The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that aren't true”

    Mark Twain

  • "Blaming guns for spree killings is like blaming short skirts for rape."

  • “Success in business, as in life, requires character, confidence, consistency, commitment and courage. It's a marathon, not a sprint"

  • "Sports do not build character, they reveal it."

  • "Uncommon valor was a common virtue." - Iwo Jima

  • "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter"

    Mark Twain

  • "The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty"

    Eugene McCarthy

  • "Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves."

    Author Unknown

  • "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "There is no right way to do wrong"

  • When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money"

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "Debt is the fatal disease of republics, the first thing and the mightiest to undermine governments and corrupt the people."

    Wendell Phillips

  • "Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work."

    Thomas Edison

  • "A good day is when no one shows up and you don't have to go anywhere."

    Burt Shavitz (Burt's Buzz)

  • "Reason often makes mistakes but conscience never does"

    Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)

  • “The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism, but under the name of Liberalism, they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program until one day America will be a Socialist nation without knowing how it happened”

    Norman Thomas - Socialist Party Presidential candidate (1976)

  • "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”

    Mahatma Ghandi

  • "I'm not an old, experienced hand at politics. But I am now seasoned enough to have learned that the hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • “I know enough to know, there is so much that I do not know”

  • “We always have enough time to do a job a second time – and never enough time to do it right the first time”

  • "You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom"

  • "You're never too old to learn something stupid"

  • “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to be stupid.”

    Benjamin Franklin

  • “A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.”

    Edgar J. Mohn

  • “Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”

    Bertrand Russell

  • "Today is tomorrow’s past"

  • "The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. Let it loose. It will defend itself."

    St. Augustine

  • "Liberty, once lost, is lost forever."

    John Adams

  • “You learn a lot about people not just by what they say, but by what they don't say”

  • "The primary objects of government are the peace, order, and prosperity of society. . . . To the promotion of these objects, particularly in a republican government, good morals are essential."

    Oliver Ellsworth (Supreme Court Chief Justice)

  • “Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.”

    Proverbs 17:28 (NIV)

  • "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."

    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • "This is like deja vu all over again"

    Yogi Berra

  • “It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood.”

    James Madison

  • "The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms."

    Samuel Adams

  • "Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything that they have."

  • "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so"

    Mark Twain

  • "And what is the state but a servant and a convenience for a large number of people, just like the electric light and the plumbing system? And wouldn't it be preposterous to claim that men must exist for their plumbing, not the plumbing for the men"

    Ayn Rand

  • "The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

    Winston Churchill

  • "It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them"

    Alfred Adler

  • “Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed”

    Joseph Stalin

  • “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years you would have a shortage of sand.”

    Milton Friedman

  • "Inflation rewards debt – and erodes savings. It is legalized counterfeiting, the deliberate creation of money with nothing to back it up."

  • "Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it"

  • "America's liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “Tolerance is the last virtue of a dying society.”

    Aristotle

  • "A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give."

    Unknown

  • “When I refuse to obey an unjust law, I do not contest the right of the majority to command, but I simply appeal from the sovereignty of the people to the sovereignty of mankind.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done"

    George W. Bush

  • "It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future"

    Yogi Berra

  • “GOD may not lighten my load, but HE will strengthen my back.”

  • "A bad day on the lake is better than a good day at the office"

  • "When in doubt tell the truth"

    Mark Twain

  • "The most valuable thing you can spend on your children is your time"

  • "We are one justice away from the Supreme Court ruling that the U.S. Constitution is unconstitutional."

    WAG

  • "Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow."

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "When the Federal Reserve cites statistics to claim that there is not much evidence of inflation, we need to keep in mind that the statistics they rely on exclude food and energy prices. The cost of living is no sweat if you can do without electricity and food."

    Thomas Sowell

  • "Someone who does not know the difference between good and evil is worth nothing"

    Miecyslaw Kasprzyk

  • "Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail"

  • "That which we call sin in others is experiment for us."

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • “The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.”

    John Kenneth Galbraith

  • "Knowledge is power."

    Sir Francis Bacon

  • "All bad precedents begin as justifiable measures"

    Julius Caesar

  • “It’s unprofessional to confuse loyalty with integrity”

    Robert David Steele (CIA)

  • "I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right temporarily defeated is stronger than evil triumphant."

    Martin Luther King, Jr.

  • “Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency: their sole object is gain”

    Napoleon Bonaparte

  • "Nations crumble from within when the citizenry asks of government those things which the citizenry might better provide for itself"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "Every time Congress makes a joke, it’s a law. And every time it makes a law, it’s a joke"

    Will Rogers

  • "A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top"

  • "A man of quality is never threatened by a woman of equality"

  • “Ignorance is an asset, when common among the majority.”

    WAG

  • "Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."

    Douglas Casey

  • "Statism survives by looting; a free country survives by production"

    Ayn Rand

  • "When you want to help people, you tell the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell people what they want to hear."

    Thomas Sowell

  • "That which does not destroy me, makes me stronger"

    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • “To be fair, we should all be allowed our own set of facts, truth be dammed”

    WAG

  • “Government is not the answer to our problems -- government is the problem"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees."

    American Patriot

  • “The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates"

    Tacitus

  • "Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning"

    Albert Einstein

  • “Woe to those who call evil good and good evil...”

    Isaiah 5:20

  • "Democracy is the worst form of government except all others"

    Winston Churchill

  • "Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity"

    Karl Marx

  • "Whoever wishes to foresee the future must consult the past; for human events ever resemble those of preceding times"

    Niccolo Machiavelli

  • "If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed; If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed"

    Mark Twain

  • "Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the government"

    James Madison

  • “Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.”

    Lou Holtz

  • "In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress”

    Mark Twain

  • "Sometimes you do have to go backwards before you can move forward"

    Noelle Pikus Pace (Olympian)

  • "To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace"

    George Washington

  • “If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything”

    Mark Twain

  • "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "Never pick a fight with a man who buys his ink by the barrel"

    Mark Twain

  • "We are fast approaching a time when the majority sign the back of the check, rather than the front"

  • "One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others."

    Moliere

  • "The great ignorant failure of the left: Though it has learned how to get elected, it has not learned how to govern."

    Daniel Greenfield

  • “I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said."

    William F. Buckley Jr.

  • "A day without laughter is a day wasted"

    Charlie Chaplin

  • “I’m extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "It’s not really lying if you know I’m not telling the truth."

    WAG

  • "The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them."

    Patrick Henry

  • “Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there”

    John Wooden

  • "Look at yourself, like yourself, and find the positive"

    Dana Buchman

  • "The main thing in one’s own private world is to try to laugh as much as you cry"

    Maya Angelou

  • "When we lose GOD, it is not GOD who is lost"

  • “When the desire for success, overcomes the fear of failure, great things can be achieved”

    WAG

  • "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today"

    Cherokee proverb

  • "There are two ways of doing things: the right way, and the way they do it in Washington"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "You piss off a conservative by lying. You piss off a liberal by telling the truth."

  • "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun"

    Mao Tse-Tung

  • "To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge."

    Benjamin Disraeli

  • “The honesty of the press is as great an object to society as the freedom of it.”

    Thomas Paine

  • "Facts are not liberals' strong suit. Rhetoric is."

    Thomas Sowell

  • "The best thing you can do for the poor is not become one"

    Reverend Ike

  • “Everybody feels the evil, but no one has courage or energy enough to seek the cure”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest"

    Mark Twain

  • “If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy”

    James Madison

  • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    Benjamin Franklin

  • “If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone else's expense, then you have no right to complain when they take your money and give it to someone else, including themselves”

    Thomas Sowell (1992)

  • “Let me issue and control a nation’s money and I care not who writes the laws”

    Mayer Amschel Rothschild

  • "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy"

    Ernest Benn

  • "Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one"

    Mark Twain

  • "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”

    Voltaire

  • “Truth is like poetry, and most people hate poetry”

  • The most aggravating thing about the younger generation is that I no longer belong to it"

    Albert Einstein

  • "If I could live my life over again, I wouldn't have time"

    Bob Hope

  • "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic"

    Joseph Stalin

  • "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend" .

    Martin Luther King, Jr

  • "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”

    Winston Churchill

  • "That may be a FACT, but it’s still just your opinion"

    Liberal when confronted with reality

  • "When you vote to allow the taking of another life, you are complicit in the taking of that life."

  • "Reputation is what others perceive you to be. Character is what you are"

    John Wooden

  • If there is any principle of the Constitution that more imperatively calls for attachment than any other it is the principle of free thought, not free thought for those who agree with us but freedom for the thought that we hate” Oliver Wendell Holmes

    Oliver Wendell Holmes

  • "The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

  • "It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense"

    Mark Twain

  • "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation"

  • Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."

    George Washington

  • "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

    Frederic Bastiat

  • “The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all"

    John F. Kennedy

  • "The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them"

    Frederick Douglass

  • "Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos."

    Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

  • “No matter how fast a lie is, the truth will catch up with her.”

    Dutch Proverb

  • "Liberals have two sets of rules – one for the average Joe, the ordinary American who they have contempt for and don’t have much faith in, and another set of rules for themselves"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • "Republicans in Washington have shown that the word ‘cave’ is a noun in places like Afghanistan, but it’s a verb in places like Congress"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • "If most thinking people supported me it still wouldn't be enough. Because in America, you need a majority."

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • "Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does"

    Whittaker Chambers

  • “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away”

    Philip K. Dick

  • "There’s no such thing as the future, just history that hasn’t happened yet."

    Harry Truman

  • "If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain"

  • "The measure of a man’s character is how he treats another who can do nothing for him"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • "The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see"

    Ayn Rand

  • “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."

    Mark Twain

  • “The tragedy in life is not reaching your goals, it is to have no goals to achieve”

  • "Expect the best, prepare for the worst, capitalize on what comes"

  • “I bring reason to your ears, and, in language as plain as ABC, hold up truth to your eyes.”

    Thomas Paine (December 23, 1776)

  • “One man with courage is a majority”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”

    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • "Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief"

    Joseph Addison

  • "Let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle."

    George Washington

  • "Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April fifteenth"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip"

  • I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion."

    Alexander the Great

  • “Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead”

    Will Rogers

  • "America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."

    Josef Stalin

  • "You don’t get ahead in life by looking into your rear view mirror"

    WAG

  • "Life's about the journey, not a destination."

    Anne Coleman

  • "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt."

    John Adams

  • "Courage is not the absence of fear but the presence of faith."

  • "If you can’t explain what you're doing in simple English, you’re probably doing something wrong"

    Alfred Kazin

  • "How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire"

  • “Better to deny a child some of life’s wants and pleasures, than to deny them a brother or sister.”

    Pope Saint John Paul II

  • “No republic has long outlived the discovery by a majority of its people that they could vote themselves largesse from the public treasury”

    Alexander Tytler

  • "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water"

  • "Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny"

    Edmund Burke

  • “My greatest thought is my accountability to God”

    Daniel Webster

  • "There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”

    Nelson Mandela

  • "We now have more people in the business of preparing tax returns than we have in the … army”

    Dick Cheney

  • “Everything will be all right in the end... if it's not all right then it's not yet the end.”

  • "Media outlets exist not to inform us, but to influence us; not to educate us, but to enrich themselves"

    WAG

  • "An ignorant electorate, every politician's lifeblood."

  • "The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas"

  • “He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked”

    Voltaire

  • "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing"

    Mark Twain

  • “Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it - If it keeps moving, regulate it - And if it stops moving, subsidize it“

    Ronald Reagan

  • “You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong.”

    Abraham Lincoln

  • “In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of citizens to give to the other”

    Voltaire (1764)

  • "With each failure, you move one step closer to success. It’s when you give up that you truly fail."

    Pat Flynn

  • "A government that requires "integrity provisions" is by definition past the stage where they will do any good."

    Mark Steyn

  • "Failure is success if we learn from it"

    Malcolm S. Forbes

  • "Terrorism is the weapon of the weak, against the strong"

  • May Americans' thirst for the truth, never be quenched."

    WAG

  • “Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it”

    Henry David Thoreau

  • “One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress”

    John Adams

  • "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"

  • "Should FDR have warned us about Pearl Harbor?"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • “American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it”

    Dave Barry

  • "That to which we aspire, though cannot attain, we often tear down"

    WAG

  • “If a man doesn’t find something he is willing to die for, he isn’t fit to live”

    Martin Luther King, Jr.

  • Thinking is hard work – that is why so few engage in it”

    Mark Twain

  • "Defeat? I do not recognize the meaning of the word.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • “The most merciful thing that a large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it”

    Margaret Sanger (Founder of Planned Parenthood)

  • "There are lies, damned lies and statistics"

    Mark Twain

  • "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds"

    Francis Bacon

  • "It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “If government didn’t create problems they’d be left will none to solve”

    WAG

  • "Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals"

  • "Law, once a shield of the innocent, is now a weapon in the hands of government"

    Paul Craig Roberts

  • "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

    George Santayana

  • "The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think"

  • "If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War."

    George Washington

  • "It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously"

    Oscar Wilde

  • "Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together"

  • “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”

    Aldous Huxley

  • "For when democracy becomes tyranny, those of us with rifles still get to vote"

  • “Only in Washington does a decrease in the proposed increase equal a spending cut”

    Larry Elder

  • "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't"

    Mark Twain

  • "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life"

    Mark Twain

  • "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

    Philip K. Dick

  • "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children: one is roots, the other is wings"

    Hodding Carter, J.R.

  • "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf"

    Bob Hope

  • "A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron"

    Joseph Stalin

  • "An informed public is essential to a democracy"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "They keep saying, 'A school is supposed to be a safe place!' Yeah well so is a womb."

    Pastor John MacArthur

  • "Never spend your money before you have it"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up"

  • "Life………. It’s GOD’s choice"

  • "When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything You gave me"

    Erma Bombeck

  • "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “A man's admiration for absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for those around him.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party"

    Joseph Stalin

  • "That government governs best that governs least"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little"

    Mark Twain

  • "It is said that all humor has a little bit of truth to it. Sarcasm, it is said, often contains a lot of truth with the thinnest veneer of humor."

  • "Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace"

    Rod Serling

  • "If you're not out there upsetting idiots, you just might be yourself an idiot"

    Ted Nugent

  • “There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.”

    Winston Churchill

  • “It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.”

    Robert Green Ingersoll

  • "There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily"

    George Washington

  • "An error does not become a mistake until you refuse to correct it."

  • “Nothing is more wonderful than the art of being free, but nothing is harder to learn how to use than freedom.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • “There's nothing better than a friend ... unless it's a friend with chocolate.”

    Charles Dickens

  • "Honor, justice, and humanity, forbid us tamely to surrender that freedom which we received from our gallant ancestors, and which our innocent posterity have a right to receive from us."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective - election and power are"

    Cal Thomas

  • "All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them"

    George Mason

  • "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured"

    Mark Twain

  • "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value"

    Albert Einstein

  • "Why would anyone save for tomorrow, if tomorrow, that which you can buy today, will be so much more expensive. Therein lies the problem. Therein lies the plan."

    WAG

  • "How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think"

    Adolf Hitler

  • “I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time"

    Mark Twain

  • "Happiness is good health and a bad memory"

    Ingrid Bergman

  • Use truth as your anvil, nonviolence as your hammer and anything that does not stand the test when it is brought to the anvil of truth and hammered with nonviolence, reject it.”

    Mohandas K. Gandhi

  • “Gold is important, but so are guns and ammunition, and it’s the guys with the guns and ammunition that’ll get the gold in the end”

  • "Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom."

    Anatole France

  • "One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results."

    Milton Friedman

  • "It is certainly true that a popular government cannot flourish without virtue in the people."

    Richard Henry Lee, signer of Declaration of Independence

  • "The man that sets out to change the world without first changing himself is a fool"

  • "Be good, stay healthy, and laugh often."

    WAG

  • "The power to unite is stronger than the power to destroy"

    Anonymous

  • "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality"

    Ayn Rand

  • "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

  • "Let it never be said that failure arose from lack of effort"

  • "When GOD fights for Israel, Israel wins"

  • "The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."

  • "It took Teddy Kennedy longer to call the police after his Oldsmobile sunk at Chappaquiddick, than it took the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard"


    Rush Limbaugh

  • "Rather than being a selfless act of service, becoming a politician is now about enriching oneself"

    WAG

  • "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters."

    Benjamin Franklin

  • Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner."

    James Bovard

  • "It is better to trust in the Lord, than to put confidence in man."

    Psalm 118:8

  • “The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say, ‘See if it weren’t for the government, you wouldn’t be able to walk.’”

    Harry Browne

  • "Not interested in Left vs. Right. Interested in Right vs. Wrong."

  • "History records that the money changers have used every form of abuse, intrigue, deceit, and violent means possible to maintain their control over governments by controlling the money and its issuance."

    James Madison

  • "A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan."

    Martin Luther King, Jr.

  • “The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.”

    George Orwell

  • "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"

    Mark Twain

  • "Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value"

    Albert Einstein

  • "Winners make things happen - Losers let things happen"

  • "Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy"

    Winston Churchill

  • "Aspire to inspire before you expire."

  • "It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men."

    Samuel Adams

  • "When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use"

    Joseph Stalin

  • “The tragedy in life is not reaching your goals, it is to have no goals to achieve”

  • "He who would give up a little liberty in return for a little security deserves neither liberty nor security"

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "Friends, like life itself, should be cherished ALWAYS!"

    WAG

  • “When the power of Love overcomes the love of Power, the world will know PEACE”

    Jimi Hendrix

  • “The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets”

    Will Rogers

  • "The purpose of the Second Amendment is to protect the First Amendment"

  • "Ronald Reagan pursued those things which he believed in, not necessarily those things which he knew he could win"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • “There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil”

    Ayn Rand

  • "Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it"

    Mark Twain

  • "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity"

    Martin Luther King, Jr.

  • “The Nine most feared words – I am with the government and here to help”

    Ronald Reagan

  • “The first duty of government is the protection of life, not its destruction. The chief purpose of government is to protect life. Abandon that and you have abandoned all.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Make sure the government treats others the same, as you would want the government to treat you. … Once you consent to the government ignoring the Constitution, you deny yourself the protection of the Constitution”

    Charley Reese

  • “The very people, who will go to the ends of the earth to defend the most heinous of murderers, do not give a second thought to the taking of an innocent life”

    WAG

  • "Governments have killed more innocent people than all the wars combined. 170 MILLION in the 20th Century alone."

  • "All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance."

    Theodore M. Hesburgh

  • "Every member of the State ought diligently to read and to study the Constitution [the documents] of this country...By knowing their rights they will sooner perceive when they are violated and be the better prepared to defend and assert them."

    John Jay, First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

  • Government "help" to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off”

    Ayn Rand

  • "Disobedience to tyrants is Obedience to God"

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "Eternity Voter Card……. Don’t leave this life without it"

  • "The optimist simply does not have all the facts."

    WAG

  • "The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home."

    James Madison

  • "Saying a gun shoots people is like saying a pencil makes mistakes, or a spoon makes people fat."

  • "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing"

    Albert Einstein

  • “You don’t marry someone you can live with; you marry the person who you cannot live without”

  • "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance."

    Cicero, 55 BC

  • "Find something that you love, and you will never work a day in your life"

  • "A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station"

  • "Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program"

    Milton Friedman

  • "As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do."

    Andrew Carnegie

  • "No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."

    Ronald Reagan

  • “In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”

    Hunter S. Thompson

  • "Ignorance is the seed of APATHY"

    WAG

  • "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic."

    John F. Kennedy

  • "I love my job, I love fighting for what I believe in, I love having fun while I am doing it, I love reporting stories that the complex refuses to report, I love fighting back, I love finding allies, and famously I enjoy enemies."

    Andrew Breitbart

  • "Go put your creed into your deed."

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • "What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin"

    Mark Twain

  • “The more alike men are, the weaker each feels in the face of all.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • “Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws.”

    Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild

  • Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of achieving, and where the members of society least likely to succeed or even to sustain themselves, are abundantly rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

  • "In Washington, second guessing has become second nature"

    George W. Bush

  • "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back"

  • "Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"

    Yogi Berra

  • "Ignorance truly is a choice…….. in this age of information."

    WAG

  • "One man practicing good sportsmanship is far better than 50 others preaching it"

    Knute Rockne

  • “The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it”

    Ayn Rand

  • "How the media reports what they report (their bias) is important. What they choose to report (or not report) is equally important"

    WAG

  • "If you tell a lie, but have a good reason for telling that lie, then it really is not a lie."

    WAG

  • "Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke off the unused path"

  • "Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an improvement upon the silence"

  • "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax"

    Albert Einstein

  • "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people"

    Victor Borge

  • "I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for the abolition of slavery."

    George Washington

  • "Ignorance is the truest form of freedom"

  • "A free nation is armed with a free press."

  • "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

    Lyndon B. Johnson

  • “When the truth hurts, or is otherwise offensive, it is inappropriate.”

    WAG

  • "Government can solve nearly any problem. After all, they created most of them."

    WAG

  • “There are severe limits to the good that the government can do for the economy, but there are almost no limits to the harm it can do”

    Milton Friedman, Nobel laureate

  • "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

    Anonymous

  • “Worse than evil is the apathy that allows it”

  • "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something"

  • “May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live”

  • “Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.”

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly"

    Robert Schuller

  • "Thinking was OUTLAWED in the 1980's. The first time you think is the last time you are a Democrat.”

    Evan Sayet

  • "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

    Albert Einstein

  • "Gray hair is God's graffiti"

    Bill Cosby

  • "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws"

    Ayn Rand

  • "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

    Paul Horning

  • “Great men set out not to be great, but to do great things”

  • "Whoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry and commerce."

    James A. Garfield

  • The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

    Socrates

  • "Life without GOD is like an unsharpened pencil – it has no point"

  • "Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms."

    Aristotle

  • "It’s not the votes that count. It’s who counts the votes"

    Joseph Stalin

  • "Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own"

  • “The University campus is the only place where everything that a parent has taught a young person for 18 years is completely undermined in one semester of their freshman year"

    Kevin McCullough

  • "If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."

    Isaac Asimov

  • "When you find you’re digging yourself into a hole, I always say dig faster, you’ll get to the bottom sooner."

    WAG

  • "Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"

    Thomas Edison

  • "An armed society is a polite society"

    Robert A. Heinlein

  • "Freedom is never won in a single battle - It must be fought for every day"

  • "Ask why until you understand"

  • "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity"

    Albert Einstein

  • "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays."

    Aulus Persius Flaccus

  • “The same administration that can’t build a web site, just took over the internet.”

    Brad Thor

  • "The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it."

    George Orwell

  • "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The day that you are born is the day that you begin to die"

    William Faulkner

  • "The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan”

    von Clausewitz

  • "If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it"

    William Arthur Ward

  • “Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.”

    John Kenneth Galbraith

  • "No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut"

    Sam Rayburn

  • "A system of licensing and registration is the perfect device to deny gun ownership to the bourgeoisie."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat"

    Mark Twain

  • "No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "Corrupt government is host to many ironies, but three are paramount: SUCCESS is a liability, FAILURE is an asset, and as long as the INTENTIONS are pure in the public mind, better funding follows failure, not success."

  • "Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks"

    Doug Larson

  • "For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished freedom is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while there was still time."

    George Sutherland

  • "Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late."

    Justice Felix Frankfurter

  • “I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012.”

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Court Justice)

  • "I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good will triumph.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

    Dave Barry

  • “It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."

    Thomas Sowell

  • "One man with a gun can control 100 without one"

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty"

    Strom Thurmond

  • "To some it's a six-pack, to me it's Support Group Salvation in a can"

    Leo Durocher

  • “Society is endangered not by the great profligacy of a few, but by the laxity of morals amongst all.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones"

    Phillip Brooks

  • "We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns"

    Joseph Stalin

  • “Always love your country — but never trust your government”

    Robert Novak

  • “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

    Dietrich Bonhoeffer

  • "I don’t know what my future holds, but have faith in whose hands it’s held."

  • "If you choose public service, choose it to serve the public, not your bank account. When you're done serving, go home. Get a real job."

    Jack Abramoff

  • "It is far easier to introduce a government program than to get rid of it"

    Milton Friedman

  • "One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors."

    Plato

  • "Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness."

    Martin Luther King, Jr.

  • "Progressivism is an illness and should be treated as such….. Institutionalize them all."

  • "If the continued existence of mathematics depended on the ability of the Republicans to defend the proposition that two plus two equals four, that would probably mean the end of mathematics and of all the things that require mathematics.”

    Thomas Sowell

  • “I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees."

    American Patriot

  • "Socialism needs two legs on which to stand; a right and a left. While appearing to be in complete opposition to one another, they both march in the same direction"

    Paul Proctor

  • "Of all the enemies of true liberty, war is, perhaps, the most to be dreaded, because it comprises and develops the germ of every other."

    James Madison

  • “A goal without a plan is just a wish”

    Larry Elder

  • "The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes"

    Thomas Paine

  • "Comedy brings out laughter, tragedy fear. Hopelessness leads to despair, sadness a tear. It takes a unique individual who can elicit all of these emotions by the mere mention of their name – Obama is a unique individual"

    WAG

  • "A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval"

    Mark Twain

  • “No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of anyone else”

  • "Plan ahead, Noah didn’t build the Ark in a storm"

  • "Ignorance is the lifeblood of every politician"

    WAG

  • "The American dream is not that every man must be level with every other man. The American dream is that every man must be free to become whatever God intends he should become.”

    Ronald Reagan

  • "Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party"

    Winston Churchill

  • “If you have truth on your side, you really don't need to lie”

    Paul Jacob

  • “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”

    Mark Twain

  • "Something that can’t go on forever, won’t."

    Herb Stein (Economist)

  • "Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason."

    Mark Twain

  • "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "A woman with a gun can't be beaten"

    GR

  • “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and them misapplying the wrong remedies”

    Groucho Marx

  • "What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The progressive mind is as deep as the pavement puddle"

    WAG

  • "Our political parties are broken and have failed miserably. They stand for nothing and will compromise everything”

    David Stockman

  • "Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "Today, too many polititians seek public office rather than public service."

  • "If you cannot prove a lie is a lie, is it then the truth?"

    WAG

  • "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter"

    Mark Twain

  • "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research"

  • "You can entertain without teaching, however cannot teach without entertaining."

  • "We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men."

    George Orwell

  • “Nothing is more powerful in a democracy than knowledge”

    Rudy Giuliani

  • "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."

    George Washington

  • "Nothing is more destructive to a democracy than ignorance and an uniformed citizenry"

  • "Life is but an experiment, and we are all lab rats."

    WAG

  • "You can't have freedom of speech, and at the same time have people not being offended"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery”

    Winston Churchill

  • "If you tell the truth often enough, people will come around to believing it"

  • “Man is not free unless government is limited … As government expands, liberty contracts”

    Ronald Reagan

  • “If the facts don’t fit the theory, just change the facts”

    Albert Einstein

  • "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "What this country needs are more unemployed politicians."

    Edward Langley (artist)

  • "Those who have been intoxicated with power... can never willingly abandon it"

    Edmund Burke

  • "Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach"

  • “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last”

    Winston Churchill

  • "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who remain neutral in time of great moral crisis"

    Dante Alighieri

  • "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard"

  • “To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth”

  • “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”

    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • "Don’t tell me how ruff the water is – just bring in the ship."

  • "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain"

    Mark Twain

  • “The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them...”

    Arthur C. Clarke

  • "The last time France needed more proof it rolled through the streets of Paris in the form of a German tank"

    David Letterman

  • "Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"

  • "I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality"

    Bob Hope

  • "Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach"

    Albert Einstein

  • "We are a government of laws, and not of men"

    John Adams

  • "The Second Amendment has never been about hunting or crime prevention; it’s about keeping our government in check."

    Patrice Lewis

  • “There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.”

    Ronald Reagan

  • "Free speech is a two-way street, and if you use it, you'd better be prepared to dodge oncoming traffic"

    Doug Powers

  • “Capitalism is a system whereby the rich are powerful. Communism and Socialism are systems where the powerful are rich.”

  • “So far consumers are worried about the future. Once they start worrying about the present, we’re in trouble.”

  • “Finding your purpose in life begins with Faith, Hope, and Charity”

  • "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “Every library is an arsenal”

    Robert Green Ingersoll

  • "Irony differentiates. Cynicism never does."

    Paul Horgan

  • “The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality of functions performed by private citizens.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • “When your talent interests a human need, you are on the path of your life’s purpose”

  • "I am a simple man who happens to still possess what at one time was all too common….. A thing called sense."

  • "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"

  • "What if there was a cure for the disease we call LIBERLISM? There is, and it's called REALITY (one dose daily)."

    WAG

  • "One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results."

    Milton Friedman

  • "The only thing worse than suffering an injustice is committing an injustice"

    Plato

  • "It is far easier to control those who obey the law, than to control those who disregard the law altogether."

    WAG

  • "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian."

    Henry Ford

  • “Rarely is it said after Senate debate that everything has not been said, rather it is whether every Senator has said it”

  • "I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for few public officials."

    George Mason

  • "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent"

    Ayn Rand

  • "Why is it that so many individuals place their trust in people to solve the very problems which those people created in the first place?"

    WAG

  • "He who fails to prepare, prepares for failure"

  • "A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one"


    Alexander Hamilton

  • "Debt is the slavery of the free."

    Publilius Syrus

  • "Tis better to be ignorant and happy, than informed and upset"

    WAG

  • “Tell a lie often enough, it becomes the truth”

    Joseph Goebbels

  • "Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises"

    Demosthenes

  • "At least the federal governments is there to hand you a crutch after it breaks your leg, right?"

  • In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress"

    John Adams

  • “The Constitution does not grant rights, it recognizes them”

    Jason Laumark

  • "Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations -- entangling alliances with none"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Belief in a falsehood does not make it true"

    WAG

  • "The more I know, the more I realize how much I don’t know."

  • "Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder"

    George Washington

  • “There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”

    John Adams (1826)

  • "It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • “Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic”

  • "Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist.”

    Kenneth Boulding (economist)

  • “About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation”

    Will Rogers

  • “It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't.”

    Martin Van Buren

  • "What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us"

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • “I may be ignorant, but I’m in the majority”

    American Citizen

  • “There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him”

    Robert A. Heinlein

  • “Every time government attempts to handle our affairs, it costs more and the results are worse than if we had handled them ourselves”

    Benjamin Constant, Brazilian statesman

  • "Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."

    Pericles (495-429 BC)

  • “First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.”

    Pastor Martin Niemöller

  • "The idea of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the other poor S.O.B. die for his"

    General George Patton

  • "The American constitution was designed by a group of geniuses, knowing it would be administered by a group of idiots"

  • "Greed, is a great motivator, yet a powerful destroyer."

  • "If only the Nazis and Soviets had been as merciful to the innocent as America is to the guilty"

    Senator Jim Talent

  • “The news is not about news anymore. It’s about protecting some people, destroying others and shoving a socialist agenda down the collective throats of America.”

    Charlie Daniels

  • "The goal of socialism is communism."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost"

    Charles Caleb Colton

  • "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen"

    Mark Twain

  • "Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."

    Frederic Bastiat

  • "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • "Of all the tyrannies, a tyranny sincerly exercised for the good of its victims may be the most opressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

    C. S. Lewis

  • "Government Integrity: An Oxymoron"

  • "The lesson of history is that people never learn the lessons of history."

  • “Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror"

    Byrd Baggett

  • "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live"

    Mark Twain

  • “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

    Martin Luther King Jr.

  • "It is never too late to be what you might have been"

    George Eliot

  • "I'll bet you never dreamed you'd look back at Jimmy Carter as the good old days."

    Mitt Romney

  • “Don't ever argue with an idiot.... they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

    Anonymous

  • "The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good."

    George Washington

  • "Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.”

    Aaron Levenstein

  • "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty"

    John F. Kennedy

  • "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives"

    Mark Twain

  • “It’s a funny thing about free speech: It can’t be just for your political friends. If freedom means anything, it is the one valuable gift you have to give to your worst enemies, in order to keep it for yourself”

    Doug Christie

  • "The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him"

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • "Continuing to do nothing and expecting things to change"

  • "If it ain't broken, fix it until it is"

    Government Motto

  • "There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetuated under the shield of law and in the name of justice."

    Charles de Montesquieu

  • "Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go"

  • "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "Until such time that compassion is measured by helping people to help themselves, we will only ensure the enslavement of others, in the very name of compassion"

    WAG

  • "I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees"

  • "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C."

    W. C. Fields

  • "Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence"

  • "I’ve had my fun and I didn’t enjoy it"

  • “I do not know if the people of the United States would vote for superior men if they ran for office, but there can be no doubt that such men do not run.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "If it weren't for my aversion to lying, I’d go into politics."

    WAG

  • “A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”

    George Bernard Shaw

  • "Show me your friends I'll show you your future"

  • "God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question."

  • "Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil"

    Ephesians 6:11

  • "Tell me and I forget - Teach me and I remember - Involve me and I learn"

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "Liberalism faltered when it turned out it could not cope with the truth"

    Daniel Patrick Moynihan

  • "Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine."

  • "A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

    Ian Fleming

  • "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target"

  • It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

    Ronald Reagan

  • "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents"

    James Madison

  • “What matters is not the truth, but what we choose (are told) to believe.”

    WAG

  • "I feel obliged to withhold my approval of the plan to indulge in benevolent and charitable sentiment through the appropriation of public funds. ... I find no warrant for such an appropriation in the Constitution"

    Grover Cleveland

  • "It is far easier to keep the law abiding in line, than those who disregard the law altogether."

    WAG

  • "Debt is the worst poverty."

    Thomas Fuller

  • "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government has grown out of too much government"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Sometimes, it's what you do not do, that makes you who you are"

  • "Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it"

    Harry S. Truman

  • "Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing"

  • “Give me control over a man's economic actions, and hence over his means of survival, and except for a few occasional heroes, I'll promise to deliver to you men who think and write and behave as I want them to”

    Benjamine A. Rooge

  • "Golf is a good walk spoiled"

    Mark Twain

  • "I owe nothing to Women’s Lib.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "Knowledge is a powerful tool. Without it, a powerful tool one becomes."

    WAG

  • "We are great because we are good"

  • "Our Constitution was not written in the sands to be washed away by each wave of new judges blown in by each successive political wind"

    Hugo Black

  • "All men by nature desire knowledge."

    Aristotle

  • "Rights are granted by the individual, or governmental agency, that signs your welfare check"

    WAG

  • "In politics, never let facts get in the way of a good story"

    WAG

  • "In a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

    George Orwell

  • "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."

    Ronald Reagan

  • "The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened"

  • “It’s better to die a Hero, than live the life of a Coward”

    Charles Woods (father of murdered Benghazi SEAL Tyrone Woods) in a message to President Obama

  • "Lies influence the ignorant, and inflame the informed"

    WAG

  • "I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”

    Pietro Aretino

  • "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left"

    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV

  • "Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with"

  • "Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do"

    Joseph Stalin

  • "This year will go down in history; for the first time a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!"

    Adolph Hitler (1935)

  • "As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that America gave him the White House based on the same credentials."

    Newt Gingrich

  • “Accept the past, look to the future, live in the present”

  • Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.”

    William Pitt

  • "Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted"


    Vladimir Lenin

  • "If voting made a difference, it would be illegal"

  • “Always speak the truth, and you will never be concerned with your memory”

  • “The reason the charge of having a double standard never sticks against liberal/progressives, is because they have no standards to begin with.”

    WAG

  • Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who possess it; and this I know, my lords, that where laws end, tyranny begins”

    William Pitt

  • "I will prepare, and some day my chance will come"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "Half the people you know are below average"

  • "A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment"

    Willis Player

  • "Mama used to say, dig faster, you’ll get to the bottom sooner (rather than later)."

  • "A government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims”

    Ayn Rand

  • "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them"

    Mark Twain

  • “It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.”

    Henry Louis Mencken

  • "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."

    Tullius Cicero

  • “I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS”

    Malcolm Forbes (when asked if he was afraid of terrorism)

  • "Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive."

    Sir Walter Scott

  • "There has never been a golden age of liberty, and there never will be. People who value freedom will always have to defend it from those who claim the right to wield power over others."

    David Boaz

  • "People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge."

    Lao-tzu

  • “Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys”

    P. J. O'Rourke

  • “Be truthful … Truth leads to trust”

  • "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back"

    Steven Wright

  • ''Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.''

    Charlotte

  • "The more one worries, the older one gets; the more one laughs, the younger one feels"

    Chinese proverb

  • "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list"

  • "If you want to protect vital national security secrets from WikiLeaks, just put them in the same vault as Obama's birth certificate"

    Mike Huckabee (a.k.a The Guv)

  • "Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its trouble - it empties today of its strength"

  • “I used to think of Wall Street as a financial center. I now think of it as a crime scene.”

    Danny Schecter

  • "Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding"

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • "Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible. He who has trusted where he ought not will surely mistrust where he ought not"

    Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  • “Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer”

    Ludwig von Mises

  • “The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie”

    Ann Landers

  • "Security is not the absence of danger, but the presence of God"

  • "Money is like manure; If you spread it around, it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell"

    Clint Murchison

  • "In politics, stupidity is not a handicap"

    Napoleon Bonaparte

  • “Our forefathers made one mistake. What they should have fought for was representation without taxation”

    Fletcher Knebel, Historian

  • "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

    John Wayne

  • "Laughing at oneself is often the best source of humor"

    WAG

  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public"

  • At that point when we put America first, will be the time that this nation begins to heal itself”

    WAG

  • "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain"

    Robert Frost

  • "Few men think, yet all will have opinions"

    George Berkeley

  • "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow"

    Mark Twain

  • "Statistics are not meant to inform, but to deceive"

    WAG

  • "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar"

    Mark Twain

  • "Of all the contrivances for cheating the laboring classes of mankind, none has been more effective than that which deludes them with paper money."

    Daniel Webster

  • "The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere."

  • "The surest way to destroy a nation is to debauch its currency."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "A society will be judged on the basis of how it treats its weakest members and among the most vulnerable are surely the unborn and the dying,"

    Saint Pope John Paul II

  • “America is the best half-educated country in the world”

    Nicholas Murray Butler

  • "Democracy is indispensable to socialism."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

  • “It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance”

    Spanish Proverb

  • "Does reality influence the news, or is it the news that influences reality?"

    WAG

  • "History will record with the greatest astonishment that those who had the most to lose did the least to prevent its happening."

    Ronald Reagan

  • "The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits."

    Albert Einstein

  • "What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul"

    Yiddish Proverb

  • "To preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."

    Richard Henry Lee (1787)

  • "it is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority."

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "He does not believe who does not live according to his belief."

    Thomas Fuller

  • "We provide Americans an education in exchange for their commitment to serve in our armed forces, while at the same time, we offer amnesty to illegal immigrants in exchange for their commitment to vote Democrat for life."

    WAG

  • "Hey, don’t get me wrong. I 'm all for the government (spending) investing our money into “shovel” ready projects, so long as I’m the one selling the shovels."

    WAG

  • "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • “The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try and take it.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart"

  • "There are times in one’s life, and in a nation’s life, where siting on the sidelines just isn’t an option."

    WAG

  • "Adversity makes a good man better"

  • “One must indoctrinate a child while he still fits width-wise on the bed.”

    Soviet Union saying

  • "The truth is usually pretty simple, but as I’m sure you would agree, finding it in the mainstream media is next to impossible"

    Ann Coulter

  • "The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale."

    Thomas Jefferson (letter to John Taylor - 1816)

  • "Spend other people's money as though it was your own"

    WAG

  • "Silence is foolish if we are wise, but it is wise if we are foolish"

  • "One of the greatest ironies of our day is that in this age of information, so many are so ignorant"


    WAG

  • "The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."

    Alexander Hamilton

  • "Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men"

    Thomas Henry Huxley

  • “Never interfere with an enemy while he’s in the process of destroying himself.”

    Napoléon Bonaparte

  • "Remove one freedom per generation, and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."

    Karl Marx

  • "Public sector employment....... because it sure beats work."

  • "A joy shared is doubled, a sorrow shared is halved"

  • “If men were angels, no government would be necessary."

    James Madison

  • "All receive advice - only the wise profit from it"

    Syrus

  • "The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools."

    Herbert Spencer

  • “The choices we make reveal the true nature of our character.”

  • Common Sense: “when we remove the sense, it becomes all too common”

    WAG

  • "Failure to prepare is preparing to fail"

    Benjamin Franklin

  • “If you don't have the law, you argue the facts; if you don't have the facts, you argue the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, then you argue the Constitution”

  • "Never trust a government that doesn't trust its own citizens with guns"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same."

    Ronald Reagan

  • "It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government." "Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."

    Thomas Paine

  • ”In war there is no substitute for victory”

    General Douglas MacArthur

  • "An armed man is a citizen; a disarmed man is a subject"

  • "Don't steal - The government hates competition"

  • "Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward"

  • “To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Abortion is not a woman’s rights issue but a human rights issue"

    Kathy Ireland

  • "The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope"

    Karl Marx

  • "Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference"

  • "I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar"

    Robert Brault

  • "Who better to solve a problem then the people responsible for creating it in the first place."

    WAG

  • “A country that can't control its borders isn't really a country anymore”

    Ronald Reagan

  • Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.”

    Confucius

  • "I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine"

    Ayn Rand

  • "Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see"

    Mark Twain

  • "Lies serve to influence the ignorant"

    WAG

  • “Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half”

  • "Democracy is the road to socialism."

    Karl Marx

  • "You can not raise the weak, by holding down the strong"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "Statistics are not intended to enlighten, but instead to deceive"

    WAG

  • “Bureaucracy -- the organizational weaknesses that cause smart people to make dumb decisions”

  • "Ignorance is a choice one makes, often with happiness being the desired outcome. They are however mutually exclusive.”

    WAG

  • “Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith"

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Providence has given to our people the choice of their rulers. And it is the duty as well as the privilege and interest of a Christian Nation to select and prefer Christians for their rulers."

    John Jay

  • "Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving"

    Bill McIntire - NRA Spokesman (1992)

  • “A person who lives by logic and studies history and tries to implement the lessons learned by history cannot begin to rationally explain the conduct of this president or his attorney general or this administration,” Nugent said. “It is psychotic, it is crazy, it is illogical.”

    Ted Nugent

  • "The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread"

  • “Every man is dishonest who lives upon the labor of others, no matter if he occupies a throne”

    Robert Green Ingersoll

  • “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

    John F. Kennedy

  • Nothing could be more dangerous to the existence of this Republic than to introduce religion into politics”

    Robert Green Ingersoll

  • "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear"

    Mark Twain

  • "Where the press is free, and every man able to read, all is safe"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "Police in Austria are looking for a bank robber who wears a Sarah Palin mask while committing robberies. He started out with a Barack Obama mask, but no one took him seriously"

    Jay Leno

  • "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"

  • "Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about”

  • "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman"

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "Don't cry because it’s over, smile because it happened"

  • “There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.”

    Orison S. Marden

  • "If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn’t swim.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in their struggle for independence"

    C. A. Beard

  • "It is so much more difficult to manipulate people when they are educated and enlightened"

    WAG

  • “I am proud of my country, yet ashamed of my government”

  • "Agenda 21 is not a "conspiracy theory", it is an Action Plan."

  • "A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • "If we're dealing with Islamic nations, the suspects are Middle Eastern. Some people call that profiling. Law enforcement people would call it a clue."

    Wayne LaPierre

  • "No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session"

    Mark Twain

  • "Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt"

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "Your success as a family, our success as a society, depends not on what happens at the White House, but what happens inside your house"

    Barbara Bush

  • "Those ignorant of history are condemned to repeat it."

  • “The American people are the passengers aboard the Titanic… And Obama is at the helm.”

    Lt. Colonel James G. Zumwalt

  • "Funny term “progressive” – oxymoron if ever I heard one when used to describe an ideology so destructive to the liberties and freedoms of the individual."

    WAG

  • "I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money"

    Bob Hope

  • "If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free"

    P.J. O'Rourke

  • “A man's reputation is the opinion people have of him; his character is what he really is."

    Jack Miner

  • “Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.”

    Edmund Burke

  • "Bureaucracy is nothing more than the hardening of an organization's arteries"

    William P. Anthony

  • "The experiment of self-government can't work where people do not govern themselves"

    James Madison

  • “It is not heroes that make history, but history that makes heroes.”

    Joseph Stalin

  • "Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses"

  • “Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains”

    Winston Churchill

  • “Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.”

    Otto von Bismarck

  • "Irony is the hygiene of the mind."

    Elizabeth Bibesco

  • "One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors"

    Plato

  • "It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible."

    George Washington

  • "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong"

  • “Men who so uneasily tolerate superiors patiently suffer a master, and show themselves proud and servile at the same time.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge."

    Enrico Fermi

  • “If you laid all the economists in the world end to end, they would not reach a conclusion”

  • "Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity - in short, of tyranny - and it is committed to making tyranny universal"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • "Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable"

    Mark Twain

  • "A free people ought to be armed"

    George Washington

  • "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them"

    Bill Vaughan

  • “If you voted for Obama to prove that you were not a racist - Who will you vote for in 2012 to prove that you are not an idiot?”

  • "For a representative republic to prosper, much less survive, its citizens must be both informed and engaged."

    WAG

  • "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead"

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

  • "Though something may be true, if not widely known, it cannot be considered fact."

    Liberal Logic

  • "In faith and hope the world will disagree, but all mankind’s concern is charity"

    Alexander Pope

  • People once came to America to GIVE all that they had, to become all that they could. Now they come only to TAKE all that they can.

    WAG

  • "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up"

    Mark Twain

  • "Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth."

    George Washington

  • "Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan."

    Abraham Lincoln

  • "For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? What shall a man give in exchange for his soul?”

    Matthew 16:26

  • "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

    Edmund Burke

  • "A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour"

  • “The power to tax is the power to destroy”

    Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

  • "Only an educated and informed people will be a free people"

    John F. Kennedy

  • "A lie is an untruth told with intent to deceive."

  • "A nation of sheep will get a government of wolves"

    Edward R. Murrow

  • "A memorandum is written to protect the writer -- not to inform the reader"

    Dean Acheson

  • "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

    Mark Twain

  • "In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance"

    Joseph Stalin

  • "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"

    Bob Hope

  • "Luck is at the intersection of preparation and opportunity."

    Luck

  • "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad"

  • "Wise men learn from their mistakes, wiser men learn from the mistakes of others"

  • “There’s only one kind of patriotism, and that’s the kind that loves and supports – not loathes and fears – America”

    Rush Limbaugh

  • "In America today, it's considered anti-American to be pro-American"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • "Sometimes things are so obvious, they appear unbelievable."

    WAG

  • "Feed a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime"

  • "Political correctness is tyranny with manners."

    Charlton Heston

  • "Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin"

    Charles Haddon Spurgeon

  • "If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates"

    Jay Leno

  • "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."

    Chinese Proverb

  • “Do you think you would ever have heard of Christianity if the Apostles had gone out and said, ‘I believe in consensus?’”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "BEER: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser."

    Professor Irwin Corey

  • "A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.”

  • "One man with courage is a majority"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself”

    James Madison

  • Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.”

    Robert Green Ingersoll

  • "Japan would never invade the United States. We would find a rifle behind every blade of grass."

    Isoroku Yamamoto

  • “To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last – but eat you he will."

    Ronald Reagan

  • "The road to success is littered with many setbacks, never failures."

    WAG

  • “Truth is Treason to an Empire Built of Lies.”

  • "Knowledge is the source of Wealth. Applied to tasks we already know, it becomes Productivity. Applied to tasks that are new, it becomes Innovation"

    Peter Drucker

  • "Great men do not set out to be great, they set out to do great things"

  • "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car"

  • "Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were"

  • "History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subjected peoples to carry arms have prepared their own fall"

    Adolf Hitler (1939)

  • "If a man empties his purse into his head no one can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."

    Benjamin Franklin

  • "Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get”

    Kinky Friedman

  • "Profanity is the act of a feeble mind attempting to express itself forcibly"

  • “The one (a president) can confer no privileges whatever; the other (the king) can make denizens of aliens, noblemen of commoners; can erect corporations with all the rights incident to corporate bodies.”

    Alexander Hamilton in Federalist 69

  • Yesterday is history; Tomorrow is a mystery: Today is a gift, that’s why we call it the Present"

    Winnie the Pooh

  • “An individual who believes their lies cannot be considered a liar.”

    Progressive apologist

  • "Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."

    James Madison

  • "A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."

  • Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred."

    Jacques Barzun

  • "Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "If you really want to judge a man's character, give him power"

  • "I am an American voter, ignorant of my ignorance."

  • "A lie is not a lie if you call it the truth."

  • "Life is not measured by the breaths that we take, but by the moments that take our breath away!"

    Unknown

  • "If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it."

    Mark Twain

  • “When an opponent declares, 'I will not come over to your side,' I calmly say, 'Your child belongs to us already....”

    Adolph Hitler

  • "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes"

    Mark Twain

  • "The woman’s mission is not to enhance the masculine spirit, but to express the feminine; hers is not to preserve a man-made world, but to create a human world by the infusion of the feminine element into all of its activities.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated"

    Mohandas Gandhi

  • "If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too."

    W. Somerset Maugham

  • “May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past”

  • "Modern day liberalism is a disease that literally has the power to poison the character of those who fall under its spell"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • "If we agreed 100 percent of the time, one of us wouldn't be necessary"

  • "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “It is not the responsibility of parents to pave the road for their children, but to provide them a road map”

  • “A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.”

    Saul Bellow

  • "When you give a monkey the choice between an addictive drug and food, it will starve to death."

    Rick Perry

  • "Freedom is not free. Free men are not equal. Equal men are not free."

    Jerry Pournelle

  • "Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition"

  • "Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it"

    Mark Twain

  • “Society was cut in two: those who had nothing united in common envy; those who had anything united in common terror.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "For those who have fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know."

  • "Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.”

    Aristotle

  • "Socialized medicine is the keystone to the arch of the socialist state."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "Just because someone says something that’s not factual, does not mean it’s not truthful, if they believe what they are saying."

    Liberal Logic

  • "If you’re not getting flack, you’re not over the target"

  • "Look to Government to solve most problems. Often going to the source is the best solution"

    WAG

  • "Knowledge is power yes, and often a burden as well"

    WAG

  • "Al Gore proved that you can win the Presidential election without a single Southern state"

    John Kerry

  • "Welfare is mistrusted by those who pay for it, and held in contempt by those who receive it"

  • "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it"

    Upton Sinclair

  • "Ask not that GOD be on our side, insist that we be on His"

    WAG

  • "Among the many misdeeds of British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest."

    Mohandas Gandhi

  • “The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.”

    Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf )

  • “It isn't what people think that is important, but the reason they think what they think."

    Eugene Ionesco

  • "For my part I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance"

    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • "I oppose the war, but support the troops"

    Liberal Lingo

  • "The only real power comes out of a long rifle"

    Joseph Stalin

  • “Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured.... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.”

  • "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned"

    Mark Twain

  • "Wings on a Pig Don't Make It an Eagle."

  • "Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.”

    Vince Lombardi

  • “Paper money is founded upon fraud and knavery”

    George Mason (letter to George Washington)

  • “Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get."

    Dave Gardner

  • “I used to pray for somebody to speak out, to stand up and defend our liberties, … then I realized I am somebody.”

  • “It is not enough to merely be enlightened, one must also be engaged.”

    WAG

  • "Every morning is the dawn of a new error."

  • "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

    H.L. Mencken

  • "When you find you are digging yourself into a hole, dig faster, you’ll get to your destination sooner”

    WAG

  • "Truth Does Not Fear Knowledge"

  • "May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door"

  • “A woman's outfit should be like a barbed-wire fence - serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”

    Sophia Loren

  • "Truth will always fuel the embers of liberty"

    WAG

  • "When people fear government, there is tyranny – When government fears the people, there is liberty"

    Thomas Paine

  • “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."

    Patrick Henry

  • "Without rest, a man cannot work; without work, the rest does not give you any benefit."

    Abkhasian Proverb

  • "Tis curious that we only believe as deeply as we live."

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • “The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.”

    Dietrich Bonhoeffer

  • "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

    Confucious

  • "To delve inside the liberal progressive mind, one must endure a dark and errie place, absent all logic and devoid all reason and common sense"

    WAG

  • "You can observe a lot just by watchin"

    Yogi Berra

  • "If we only wanted to be happy it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, which is almost always difficult, since we think them happier than they are"

    Charles-Louis de Secondat Baron de Montesquieu

  • "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"

    Albert Einstein

  • "He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all."

  • "Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting."

  • "Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get"

    Mark Twain

  • "I know of no way to judge the future but by the past"

  • “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."

    Galileo

  • "All the perplexities, confusion and distresses in America arise not from defects in the constitution or confederation, nor from want of honor or virtue, as much from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit, and circulation."

    John Adams

  • "Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied"

    Mark Twain

  • "Laws were most numerous when the state was most corrupt"

    Tacitus, The Annals III.27

  • It's not that liberals are ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so"

    Ronald Reagan

  • "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine"

    Lord Byron

  • “Nothing in the world will take the place of persistence … and determination”

    Calvin Coolidge

  • “Perception is today’s reality”

  • “We can state with conviction, therefore, that a man's support for absolute government is in direct proportion to the contempt he feels for his country.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "Truth has no agenda"

  • "Everything the Democrats do is the result of a political calculation designed to take advantage of something going wrong"

    Rush Limbaugh

  • “The study of money, above all other fields in economics, is one in which complexity is used to disguise truth or to evade truth, not to reveal it.”

    John Kenneth Galbraith

  • “To possess a memory is to be blessed with a priceless good. It is our link to the past, our guidepost to the present and our passport to the future”

  • "Influence peddling and corruption are bipartisan sins: those out of power allege them, those in power commit them"

  • "Islam is a religion in which God requires you to send your son to die for him. Christianity is a faith in which God sends his son to die for you"

    John D. Ashcroft

  • "I could give up chocolate but I'm no quitter!"

  • “Liberalism is not really a political philosophy. Instead, it is a state of arrested emotional development. It is a way of thinking, which leads to no place in the real world. It is a place existing only in the imagination”

    Mike S. Adams

  • “If no American voted on election day, what would Hillary Clinton’s margin of victory be?”

  • "I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life."

    Ronald Reagan

  • “Wisdom is the chief element of happiness”

    Sophocles

  • Scheme: “To be shady or otherwise use intellectual power to deceive or carry out a plan for a personal interest. To plan to do something to get someone’s money, most often by cheating.”

  • "The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

    Robert A. Heinlein

  • "I have more guns than I need but fewer than I want"

    Mike Adams

  • The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities”

    Ayn Rand

  • “The path to perfection, the loftiest goal, is success in and of itself”

  • "Better a broken promise than none at all"

    Mark Twain

  • "Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step"

    Dr. Martin Luther King

  • "The more comfortable you make welfare recipients, the more welfare recipients you will have."

    WAG

  • “If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.”

    Margaret Thatcher

  • "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "The government that can give you everything you want, can take everything that you have"

  • “The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.”

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • “The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted.”

    James Madison

  • “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves”

    Abraham Lincoln

  • “A standing military force, with an overgrown Executive will not long be safe companions to liberty."

    James Madison

  • "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand"

    Mark Twain

  • "We have our theory; don't confuse me with the facts"

  • "Don't let schooling interfere with your education"

    Mark Twain

  • "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you"

  • “Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom."

    Alexis de Tocqueville

  • "War does not determine who is right - only who is left"

  • “When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  • "In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies."

    Winston Churchill

  • "A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its weakest members."

    Mahatma Ghandi

  • "In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned in life. It goes on."

    Robert Frost

  • “Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong”

    Ronald Reagan

  • "The US dollar is backed by little more than confidence. Confidence in people's lack of understanding of how America's monetary system functions."

  • "In the age of information, ignorance is a choice"

    WAG

  • "Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means"

    Albert Einstein

  • “He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.”

    George Orwell

  • "Success is never final. Failure is never fatal."

  • “I am an ignorant American and proud to be in the majority.”

  • “There is only one way to succeed in anything and that is to give it everything”

    Vince Lombardi

  • “Since the general civilization of mankind, I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpation”

    James Madison

  • “There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”

    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • "Comedy is tragedy plus time"

    Woody Allen

  • "A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child"

    Chinese fortune cookie

  • "Real courage is found, not in the willingness to risk death, but in the willingness to stand, alone if necessary, against the ignorant and disapproving herd"

    Jon Roland (1976)

  • "May the thirst for truth never be quenched."

    WAG

  • "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other"

    John Adams

  • "Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt."

    Sam Adams

  • "Destroy the family, you destroy the country."

    Vladimir Lenin

  • "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid."

    Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • Ships are safe in harbors, but that's not what ships are for...

  • "Heroes get remembered - but legends never die"

  • "There is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the world"

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “The largest single barrier to full employment of our manpower and resources and to a higher rate of economic growth is the unrealistically heavy drag of federal income taxes on private purchasing power, initiative and incentive.”

    John F. Kennedy - special message to Congress on tax reduction and reform (1/24/63)

  • "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure"

  • "We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force"

    Ayn Rand

  • “The satisfaction acquired through giving surpasses those pleasures attained from receiving”

  • "If Mother Nature doesn’t get you, Father Time will"

  • "I sincerely believe ... that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity under the name of funding is but swindling futurity on a large scale."

    Thomas Jefferson

  • “In a free country the monetary unit rests upon a fixed foundation of gold or gold and silver, independent of the ruling politicians.”

    Howard Buffett

  • "For a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle"

    Winston Churchill

  • "TRUTH is a hard, and often bitter, pill to swallow."

    WAG

  • “Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed”

    Robert A. Heinlein

  • "Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom"

    Mark Twain

  • "A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks"

    Charles Gordy

  • "A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders"

    Larry Elder

  • “It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains.”

    Patrick Henry

  • "A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read"

    Mark Twain

  • "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest”

    Benjamin Franklin

  • “I fear not the individual who occupies the Oval Office, but the people who elected him to that office.”

  • "Nothing beats a failure but the failure to try"

  • "Never allow success to go to your head, nor failure to your heart."

  • "No Man is a Failure who has Friends"

    It's A Wonderful Life

  • “To be clever enough to get all that money, you must be stupid enough to want it”

    G. K. Chesterton

  • "Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it."

    Samuel Johnson

  • “If you tax something more, you get less of it. If you subsidize something you get more of it”